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“i spend every day punching babies back to life!”

-thomas

Mike:

It's a tent full of dirt!

Mum:

A quarry, I think you call it

revivingophelia:

Everyone from school is posting their grades while I’m over here about to just give up on school.
OH WELL

Me

my boyfriend and I are both experiencing stomachs being shit … is saga the culprit?? :( my tummy hurts…

me

revivingophelia:

the-cimmerians:

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

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you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

 BEES JESUS WEPT IT IS POETRY

I’ve been waiting for someone to say this since I saw the original A&F post earlier this morning.

not specifically ugly chicks, unattractive/overweight people. because they’re not likely to be the “cool kids.” (Which is pretty funny because there were definitely “overweight” “cool kids” at my high school)